Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
