i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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