I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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