It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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