Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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