Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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