did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
