Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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