are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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