When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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