I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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