So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize