so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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