is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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