Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize
