You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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