i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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