what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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