he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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