Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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