By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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