Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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