...so i touched it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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