that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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