ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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