What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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