Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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