dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I think i got beer on your cat.
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