I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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