She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
