no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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