fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
