I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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