just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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