Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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