When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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