why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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