Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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