I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My vagina just clenched in fear
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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