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• (214): View more from Texas

  btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer

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  i owe you one

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  thanks for snagging those panties for me

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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• (925): View more from California

  I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

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• (510): View more from California

  I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  "The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Did you poop on the roof?

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  WTH?

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  Is that a no?

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