how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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