What a fucking waste of an outfit
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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