Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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