I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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