Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
tell me about the eggs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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