I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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