I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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