thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There r osticjed everywhere
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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