thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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