do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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