Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The air was thick with penises
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
