that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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