we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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