i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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