Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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