Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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