just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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