I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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